Midly Upsetting Fortune Cookie Messages
BY SLOAN SCHANG
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"Your car is unreliable and poorly maintained."
"Your friends secretly agree that your head is too small for your body."
"The man you've just hired to paint your house is an alcoholic. His work will be mediocre at best."
"Your roommate is stealing from you."
"The pants you've recently purchased are unfashionably short."
"You frequently mispronounce 'Antarctic,' and 'volumptuous' is not a real word."
posted by John & Natalie @ 9:21 AM
1 Comments:
John - thanks for the nod. I have a couple new ones for you:
"Your birthday is difficult to remember."
and
"Your new mail carrier is moderately dyslexic."
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